December 2009
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Toliet Paper with Jokes Written on It
Submitted by: Mark Each square of toilet paper has a joke on it in the style of those Popsicle sticks.  This way you always have something new to read while spending time in the bathroom.  NO REPEAT JOKES!  That would defeat the entire purpose of the product.
Dec 14th
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Tob-bacon
Submitted by: Food’lebrities Wrapping yourself in bacon as a means of getting down a hill the fastest without using arms or legs. Must be exclusively practiced competitively and in line with the rules of potential Olympic sports.
Dec 10th
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The Reverse Microwave
Submitted by: Alex Billig via Urban Dictionary Reverse Microwave: A not yet invented device that - unlike ordinary microwave ovens - cools down food or beverages in an instant. Person a: aw, my budweiser isn’t cold anymore! Person b: just put it in the reverse microwave, it’ll be cold in a second. Person a: great thinking! - wait, it isn’t invented yet?! Person b: oh yeah,...
Dec 4th
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